Kuruvi - A commercial sakkadai

I could not sleep well last night because I had seen Kuruvi yesterday. What a nightmare (I mean the movie)!!!

I had some respect for Ilaya Thalapathi, not just he was a great actor (I know he sucks at it) but because of his fan support and a good man in general. But this film caused severe head ache that I had to take 4 pills before getting an uncomfortable sleep. After reading many comments about the shit of a movie, I was so desperate to see what caused the agony of the reviewers.

There are two things which I noticed while watching (half-asleep) the movie. Firstly, something must have gone wrong during the editing of the movie. And the sensor board must have had a big task in chopping of those bathroom scenes. Hey, why the hell he drives a sports car?? Just because they need to portray Vijay cut above the rest?

Secondly, the actors must have forgotten their roles completely. It’s so disgusting when Saranya supports some mofo named Kuruvi when her husband was seriously injured after being thrown into a speeding train. Trisha totally lacked basic acting skills or even expression which she portrayed in her infamous bathroom act.

The songs in the movie are rated from bad to worse, as far as Tamil cinemas’ standards are concerned. Unnecessary and un-groovy songs give the audience enough chances to take a leak!!!

Merit must be given to the stunt co-ordinator who is the only commendable person in the Kuruvi crew. Ashish Vidyarthi over acted during his minimal scenes which adds to the disgust, apart from the grotesque attire of Suman.

Directors of the Mask of Zorro, Fast and Furious, French Kiss will surely commit suicide if they watch Kuruvi, because of the pathetic imitation of such classy cult movies. But, I must really thank Dharani for showing more than 4 English movies in 3 hours, but in a manner pure movie fan vomits at sight.